I hate cell phones

I do hate cell phones, but specifically I hate cingular wireless. Not only have I had to deal w/ bad coverage, poor customer service and a crappy phone for the last 2 years, but now that I stuck it out through the contract, I find there is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, only a lump of poo. I tried to upgrade my P.O.S phone today, first I dealt w/ dumb and dumber at the worst phone store ever, then went online and found that you can't just be rewarded w/ a new phone, oh no. They want the rights to suck away another 2 years of your life to their evil ways. I have had it. I threw my old phone off the bridge into the putrid Ohio River and I am now cell phone free. So it might be really, really hard to get ahold of me for a while, but have no fear, I will press on and continue to fight against all that is wrong and cellular.